Am I the tortoise or the Hare?

What I mean is that I feel so far behind the times with technology. Take this blog for instance. I don't know what the heck I'm doing or how to do it. I'll simply plod along like the fabled tortoise. I'll eventually get the hang of it, I'm sure. How do I know? Because I've finally mastered music downloads and the mp3 player on my cell phone! So, bare with me as I steadily work my way to the hare level when I'll be running circles around my tortoise self.